Tuesday 29 January 2013

Sam's gym addiction

It has come to my attention that @samhitchen3 - follow him on twitter - is hitting the gym a bit too much!

Since his recent Table T Championships Sam has had the ambition to become a huge form of life like the almighty @Darealakinfenwa. Sam, 17 from Marske has recently started a new fitness regime in which consists of numerous muscle contractions from lifting a variety of weights.

Sam has started arriving at the gym atleast 4 times per week on some days turning up to the gym 15 minutes before it actually has opened! Due to this huge commitment the hypertrophy that occurs in Samuel's arms after his sessions is beyond belief and could be easily confused for the worlds biggest man!

Because of this addictivness to the gym Sam's actin and myosin filaments have been fused together which makes his muscles contract constantly which is why he is growing larger and larger by the minute.

Sam, 17 of Marske states 'I want to get massive, Bayo is my inspiration and I just want to become a tank so I smash a few people at Table Tennis'

Charley Mills, 18 says 'I was their when Sam said this, he has his head in the game theirs just no stopping him now, he is HUGE!!!!!' @charleymills1

Sam hopes to carry on his gym rage and may start looking into consuming sports enhancing drugs if he reaches his peak.

With this addictiveness towards the gym Sam is becoming distracted from College work and therefore may fail to move on in life by going to Northumbria University, although I strongly believe many people will be scared of him in University due to his size and power.

We all wish Sam the best in his growth and hope he wins many Championships.